Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in their stool.<br><br>That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:<br>
<br>"Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat
opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender. He gets a very angry
look on his face, crosses his arm and sighs. The bartender looks at
him and asks 'What's wrong Patera?' Silk points to the opulent man and
says 'What's wrong? There's Blood in my Stool!'"<br><br><br>uuuuuuuuuh.<br><br>Bud dum bump<br>