(urth) A truly awful joke

John Watkins john.watkins04 at gmail.com
Thu Apr 2 07:40:45 PDT 2009


Better yet--assume Typhon *was the original Neighbor and the founder of
their race.  *The doubling of limbs is in imitation of his doubling of
heads.  That's why the Neighbors tell Silk/Horn that Pas is not their
god--he's a culture hero/ancestor figure instead.


On Thu, Apr 2, 2009 at 10:25 AM, Stuart Hamm <hammstu at sbcglobal.net> wrote:

>   I'm being audited by the IRS so I don;t have time for this hehehe
>
> ..but if you assume Typhon (Windcloud) was a Neighbor...
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> --- On *Thu, 4/2/09, John Watkins <john.watkins04 at gmail.com>* wrote:
>
> From: John Watkins <john.watkins04 at gmail.com>
> Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke
> To: "The Urth Mailing List" <urth at lists.urth.net>
> Date: Thursday, April 2, 2009, 7:14 AM
>
>
>  Good question.  Obviously Silk has telepathic powers, and had them *before
> *he killed Blood.  Now, we already know that the inhumi were in the *Whorl
> *at least 37 years before the commencement of *Nightside*, and we
> theorize, ah, assume, hey?  That they got their, not, ah, unaided.  So from
> this joke, I think it is, um, allowable?  Supportable to conclude that Silk
> is *part-Neighbor* the entire time.
>
> On Wed, Apr 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM, Jeff Wilson <jwilson at io.com> wrote:
>
>>  Jordon Flato wrote:
>>
>>> Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding
>>> someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood
>>> in their stool.
>>>
>>> That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:
>>>
>>> "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat opulent
>>> man sitting in front of the bar tender.  He gets a very angry look on his
>>> face, crosses his arm and sighs.  The bartender looks at him and asks
>>> 'What's wrong Patera?'  Silk points to the opulent man and says 'What's
>>> wrong?  There's Blood in my Stool!'"
>>>
>>
>> How could he tell he was opulent by looking?
>>
>> --
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