(urth) A truly awful joke

[Stuart Hamm]

I think that if we comment on this post it might encourage him....



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--- On Wed, 4/1/09, Jeff Wilson <jwilson at io.com> wrote:

From: Jeff Wilson <jwilson at io.com>
Subject: Re: (urth) A truly awful joke
To: "The Urth Mailing List" <urth at lists.urth.net>
Date: Wednesday, April 1, 2009, 8:20 PM

Jordon Flato wrote:
> Someone on another message board was discussing pranks involving feeding
someone red food coloring on April Fools to make them think they had Blood in
their stool.
> 
> That is when I came up with this, an absolutely awful joke:
> 
> "Patera Silk walks into a bar on Sun Street, and sees a very fat
opulent man sitting in front of the bar tender.  He gets a very angry look on
his face, crosses his arm and sighs.  The bartender looks at him and asks
'What's wrong Patera?'  Silk points to the opulent man and says
'What's wrong?  There's Blood in my Stool!'"

How could he tell he was opulent by looking?

-- Jeff Wilson - jwilson at io.com
< http://www.io.com/~jwilson >
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