(urth) Abo's Jumbo Jokebook

Jim Raylor rjraylor at yahoo.co.uk
Wed Jan 19 10:52:52 PST 2005

How do you hide an elephant?
In plain sight you can hide it from the blind.

How do you know if there is an elephant in your
Watch for the tracks in the butter dish.

How do elephants descend from trees?
They sit on a leaf and wait until autumn

How do elephants disguise themselves?
They wear dark glasses.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants
coming over the hill?
Here come the walking towers... No... it is a herd of
elephants with soldiers on their backs.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants
wearing sunglasses with soldiers on their backs coming
over the hill?
No... I was right the first time.. it is just walking

How do you get 2 Whales in a mini?
Down the M4... Or did you say Scotland or Ireland?

How do you get 4 whales in a mini?
Two in the front two in the back.

Why do the elephants have big ears?
Noddy won't pay the ransom... African or Ascian?

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